bring me the horse

Everythings gonna be alright,
Everythings gonna be alright,
Be strong, Believe.

I'll be entering the tunnel preety soon and probably won't see daylight till thursday. ok lets see if i've got everything in check for this trip.

1x john sloman economical lightbulb.
5x pentel shovel.
5x cup noodle.
10x nestle coffee pack.
1x David Waugh pillow.
1x Michael Carr bolster.
1x calculator

cya around the corner when i get out....

* Due to dapimp's urgent tunnel operation, we are sad to announce that there will not be any issue of World Soccer Sluts (WSS) this week. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. However if u are desperate for your fix, checkout www.suckmygiantcock.blogspot.com.

picture spread of dumbasses

kekeke

10 Newspaper headlines you won't want to see

10. 4 bloggers in Singapore executed for 'misuse' of blogs.

9. Researchers make groundbreaking discover that chocolate has the same effect on our body as cigarettes.

8. Singapore's Ministry of Education announces plan to implement new and 'improved' policy.

7. PM Junior Lee holds press conference to announce that he will be handing Singapore over to his son, who will henceforth be known as PM Junior Lee the second.

6. George 'Junior' bush informs senate of his plan to bring democracy to our alien friends.

5. Scientists conclude today that there are no aliens.

4. Murderer claims Michael Jackson molested him while in jail.

3. Pictures of Michael Jackson's dropped off nose INSIDE.

2. Sarong party boy unsaronged.

1. 10 newspaper headlines you won't want to see.

keke

keke some jackass with a hairdo a la Mr. Malcom Galzer's face.

oh ya kexin you might want to check out the following links if you havent.

http://photos.imageevent.com/dim2000/footballvideo/bitsnbobs/walkonhigh.wmv
http://photos.imageevent.com/dim2000/footballvideo/bitsnbobs/clsoingHQ.wmv

the second one almost brought tears to ma eyes.

Some interesting facts I discovered while geogging

Did you know......................

• that the Sun used to be 30% dimmer 3 billion years ago than it was today?
• that the Earth used to be one big landmass called Pangea?
• that the orbit of the Earth around the Sun today is very different from how it was years ago?

6 years have past and my jog is coming to an end. ok im just being really random.

urrrgh can hardly move my right ankle, think i sprained it while tackling Wong yesterday.

the one about humsum soccer players (part 1)

Ok since got people (cough*jam*cough) say that I'm always talking about soccer, and to show the joy in watching soccer, heres the WSS (World soccer sluts) top 10 most desired soccer players. This young lads are fit, rich and hungry for success. So read on, pray to your fairy godmothers and you may land them one day

Alllrighty then, we start off with a Ukraine cuisine for our 10th most handsome soccer player. This highly rated player has won numerous plaundits throughout his career, in particular the 2004 fifa world footballer of the year.

10th---- Andriy Shevchenko (AC Milan)

For our 9th most handsome player, we have come to a unanimous decision that it should be The Hobbit with the dazzling skills. Quick with both feet, this Argetinian is sure to dribble his way to your heart.

9th------ Pablo Aimar (Valencia)

Next up we present you with the galactico who missed out on a Champions League medal ( come on ladies say :LOSER!) This preety boy is said to be good at everything he does, so cast your preety eyes no further and place your newly manicued fingers on Michael Oweeeeeeeeen!

8th------ Michael Owen (Real Madrid CF)

For those sluts out there who are already having a heart attack, heres news: we haven't even reached the half way mark. So go find that ashmatic inhaler of yours, take a deep breath and continue to feast your eyes on the hot swede Freddie Ljungberg.

7th---- Freddie Ljunberg (ArseNal)

If that did not catch your attention, fret not you soccer sluts as we still have 6 more sexxay gentlemen coming up. Hailing from Spain, our 6th most sexy world footballer is another galactico from madrid. Though he hasn't enjoyed much success on the field, he sure has tamed many a lady's heart off the pitch.

6th---- Jose Maria Guti (Real Madrid CF)

Well here ends part 1 in our round up of the world's sexiest footballers. To find who the top 5 are, you got to buy next weeks edition of World Soccer Sluts. World Soccer Sluts is available at all bad bookshops every sunday.

This article was written by Da Pimp, who is a senior analyst with World Soccer Sluts. Kindly send your reviews to dapimp@wss.net.

the one where i make a plea

Thanks to the people at Fairplay to Liverpool, a website petitioning for Liverpool FC to be admitted to next year's Champions league was set up within a day.
Do kindly visit the website and sign the petition. The website is not only for fans of Liverpool FC, but for all football fans to unite as it would be a mockery if Liverpool FC- the Kings of Europe are not admitted to the Champions league next season. Let Your Voice Be Heard!



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A Salute to Liverpool's 12th man at Istanbul

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The Great Bill Shankly once said,' Liverpool in Europe is like wine at a banquet.' Do your part to ensure that there will be wine at the banquet next season.