a story about dicks, pussies and assholes

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

i don't know why but this national day does not even feel like a national day. I'm not even bothering to catch ndp, maybe cause its almost bookin time. I had a great time with lpu today.. we din lose a single game in the court as we went on a 6 game winning streak.

A hundred days have made me older

zzzz damn envious of those girls going uni liao....
anw life is better now that im out of gntc and in ndtc( navigation and detection training centre). my vocation's c2 and we'll learning search radar. The good thing so far is that there appears to be no vacancies for ship for us, so at this moment we'll all get shore posting which could either be coastal surveillance in some underground tunnel or boarding party which is a no-no as you are trained by ndu people.



S: i want go ship la.... y no ship vacancy... i want to see the world
R: S you want go ship kanna mastabated is it.

yup its true that in the 90s new birds to a ship were subject to stuff like mastabution

S: you know hor now the manual we reading is secret leh and i dun understand anything.
R: the reason they put secret is so that our enemies will not know that we are actually learning nothing.

on the soccerfront, i dun understand wtf is benitaz doing. lets just say that i have never been a fan of pennet or bellemy and i think this is the worst ever pre season start i have seen. still quite miffed that simao's transfer got rejected at the eleventh hour last season and hes not coming this season. and wheres kyut??