10 Newspaper headlines you won't want to see

10. 4 bloggers in Singapore executed for 'misuse' of blogs.

9. Researchers make groundbreaking discover that chocolate has the same effect on our body as cigarettes.

8. Singapore's Ministry of Education announces plan to implement new and 'improved' policy.

7. PM Junior Lee holds press conference to announce that he will be handing Singapore over to his son, who will henceforth be known as PM Junior Lee the second.

6. George 'Junior' bush informs senate of his plan to bring democracy to our alien friends.

5. Scientists conclude today that there are no aliens.

4. Murderer claims Michael Jackson molested him while in jail.

3. Pictures of Michael Jackson's dropped off nose INSIDE.

2. Sarong party boy unsaronged.

1. 10 newspaper headlines you won't want to see.